i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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