youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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