Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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