never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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