Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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