I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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