god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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