Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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