Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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