I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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