I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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