Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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