I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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