I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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