I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He felt like a one man threesome
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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