Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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