She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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