People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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