it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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