I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You can make out without kissing
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