just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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