Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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