fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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