i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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