I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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