i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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