I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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