so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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