even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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