Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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