There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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