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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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