This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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