Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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