Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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