Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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