Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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