It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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