honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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