why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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