i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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