I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
vagina is talking i cant
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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