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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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