Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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