do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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