All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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