the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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