two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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