the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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