PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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